The Crazy Duo Strikes again!!!!

Damn it Ren, this is the side of you I dislike, the idiotic side. Itsuki thought as he looked over to his teammate, "No, Ren, it's for the mission itself. I'm not letting you hold it, because I'm afraid, no, I'm certain that you're going to waste the water and chug it down, just like you do with your water bottle, hmph! Honestly." Itsuki glared at Ren. "Let's just get this mission done and over with, so we can get paid, I know you're looking to buy that special, limited time chakra eating blade, what was it called, Samehada?" Itsuki started waiting until it became night. So that they could spring their attack on a government official that they were hired to kill. Dirty work always brings in the cash, Itsuki thought in his head as he started to practice his sword fighting with his katana and his aim with his blow darts.

Itsuki's nap was great! He woke up to Ren exclaiming about the Sun being down and now that we could start the mission, "So it is, I suppose we should get going then.". He yawned, groggily, and stretched his arms as he stood up. Ren, oddly, had a sandwich in his hand and Itsuki asked, "When did you get a sandwich? Did you attack a passing caravan while I was asleep?!" and to that Ren got a mix of angry and annoyance in his look. It finally donned on him that Ren didn't realize that Itsuki was asleep, which made Itsuki laugh and Ren's face grew red and he stomped the ground like a child. "Well, let's get started." Itsuki and Ren dashed towards a side enterence to the village and jumped over the wall to find a woman that didn't see them, and so Itsuki walked behind her, cut her throat open, transformed into her cellular make-up using Saibou Henka and then he preformed Saibou Juyou and began to consume the woman's body, who he found out a lot about her through her memories. She was married to a Chunin shinobi, had two kids, one Genin and one not a shinobi, and she was having an affair with the Chunin husband with the government official that they were meant to kill. Perfect! Itsuki thought in his head, while he was groping the woman's breasts. Itsuki was indeed a closet perv.

Itsuki was extremely pissed at Ren, did he not know that this was a freaking assassination on a government official, not two little kid Genin! We weren't supposed to be killing anybody, making me waste my chakra on these worthless bodied fools, hmph, their bodies wouldn't even be worth stealing, he thought in his head. Itsuki then caught up to Ren, by hastily walking past the two men, they whistled at me, and I was confused, but then I realized that I wasn't in my normal body, apparently I was like the village whore. I looked over at the two men and winked at them, and acted like I dropped something, to give them a show, it was disgusting, they were worse perverts than Itsuki himself! Ren chuckled at what Itsuki was doing, but he had to hold character, and then Itsuki told the two men, "Sorry boys, I have plans, but maybe we can meet up another time." with a really seductive voice that wasn't his, it was the woman's, and a wink to the two men who slapped Itsuki's butt as the walked by. Itsuki went to draw his katana, but Ren advised him to just keep character and act natural so they both just walked away, when they were far enough away Ren bursted out laughing about what Itsuki had just gone through, Itsuki's face turned bright red like a tomato, which made Ren laugh even harder about. "I'll give you something to laugh about!" said Itsuki in his female's voice, which made Ren laugh even harder! Itsuki made Ren stop laughing though, when he punched the Houzuki as hard as he could in the stomach. "Let's just get going you son of a bitch, we have an official to kill!"

"Saibougan!" Itsuki said as he used his Doujutsu to peek into the officials meeting room. He saw that the other officials were leaving, but the one that they were supposed to kill stayed there, I wonder why... Itsuki ran though the woman's memories while he rushed down to consume the dead bodies. He preformed Saibou Juyou quickly and consumed the two guards, and then wrote quickly preformed two occurrences of Saibou Fuukokkan Houin, sealing the woman's cellular make-up and one of the guard's cell make-up as well. He then transformed into one of the guards, while Ren stayed back. The feudal lords left the building, and Itsuki nodded goodbye to them. One of the feudal lords asked a question, "Where is the other guard?" he asked. Ren began to get antsy, Itsuki could see his blood pump quicker with his Saibougan, but Itsuki, with his calm and cool head replied casually and quickly. "He went to get a bite to eat, he hadn't eaten all day, and I knew I could protect you so I let him go." the feudal lord didn't like the answer, probably because he only had one guard protecting his life, but he walked away anyway. When all the feudal lords were too far out of view for the normal human eye, Itsuki transformed into his woman's form and told Ren to get into his gourd as water. He had a plan.

"Hey, Ren," Itsuki talked quietly but enough to Ren to hear him in the gourd, "What we're going to do is walk in, the official is in love with the woman that I have transformed into. We're going to go in there, pin him down, and torture him until we feel like killing him! Sounds like fun?" Itsuki heard a gurgle in his gourd and he assumed it was a yes, so he started walking up the steps towards the room where the official was. When the two entered the room, the official was messing around with documents and files. "Hey there Mr. Handsome!" Itsuki said as he batted his eyes, I fucking hate my job, Itsuki thought, but he had to stay in character.

"How sadistic, Ren, but how right you are. Now, control yourself, we wouldn't want our new friend here to bleed out, now would we?" Itsuki chuckled in his female voice and then it slowly turned masculine, as did his body. After that he was back to his normal, lean, green haired body again, man it was good to be back, holding that jutsu was starting to drain my chakra pretty darn low, Itsuki thought. Itsuki then began to preform Saibou Juyou, and he slowly and painfully ate away at the officials cells. It was obviously excruciatingly painful, because the official was trying to yell through the bandages. The officials expression was a mix of pain, anger, terror, and astonishment. Obviously Itsuki had done a good job at playing the role of a seductive house wife, Itsuki gave himself a mental pat on the back, and then continued to eat away at the officials body.

"You're such a fucking disgrace Ren." the blood splattered everything. It was disgusting and Itsuki was losing his cool. Itsuki slowly drew his blade, and cut the officials bloody intestines around from Ren's neck, disgusting. Itsuki wound up a punch and slung it at Rey. He was extremely annoyed. "Let's just get the fuck out of here, this place is starting to smell like death." Itsuki preformed Saibou Juyou and ate away at the officials body extremely quickly. The tag team ran out of the iron smelling building and dashed on top of a nearby house to get over the wall. They left that horrid scene, hopefully the Kazekage wouldn't notice quick enough for them to get away. Hopefully they wouldn't realize until the fat ass official didn't call for his 1st of many breakfasts from his butler.