A Step Up for the Crazy Fucking TagTeam

"Shut up and let me analyze the battle field, you chakra wasting pig." Itsuki was still a little irritable from the last mission they did, Ren had gotten blood on his clothing and he barely had time to get it out. Itsuki used his Saibougan to locate the rest of the enemy ninja, there was... a lot. Itsuki didn't feel like spending all this time on these enemies, but he wanted the money. "I suppose let's go, we might as well get this over with quickly, Ren!" Itsuki started dashing towards the outpost. "You start fighting, I'm going to set some bombs down here." he said as he started retrieving the exploding seal papers from his pockets.

Itsuki heard some fighting and yelling going on inside of the outpost, How reckless, I'll be joining you soon Ren, don't worry, Itsuki thought in his head, as he pulled out his four explosive seal papers. He was about to place them on the first of the four cornered outpost. One of the chuunin had came out from the outpost, not damaged at all, must have slipped past Ren, I'll take care of him quick, Itsuki thought again, but this chuunin looked different. He looked intimidating for a chuunin, and he had a scar over his left eye with an eye patch over it as well, and a dog beside him. "Well shit, are you an Inuzuka? Well this is going to be annoying as hell!" Itsuki yelled at the new enemy while putting his seal papers back away and drawing his katana blade.

"Well... friend, you're trying to protect a drug lord? Shameful, shameful, little rouge ninja. You really think you can take on an Inuzuka Clan Member and my Ninken, Shu Mikato? Come on, I can't wait to see you waste chakra on--" the boy shut up and jumped into the air while his dog cut at Itsuki's stomach, Itsuki had swiped at the boys head while he was rambling on. Itsuki kicked the dog away and shot some poison darts at the dog, who started wobbling around like a drunk person and biting at the outpost's legs and then fell hard asleep. "What's wrong boy? Wake up!" yelled the Inuzuka as he preformed Kage Bunshin no Jutsu and sent two shadow clones down to the ground, one to take care of Itsuki and one to protect his dog, while the original and another clone stayed in the air preforming the Rasengan jutsu in mid air. "Say your prayers, I'll take you out in one blow, you hurt Shu Mikato, and you know what, that pisses me off!" said Itsuki's enemy as he finished charging up his Rasengan and began to dive down upon Itsuki, who didn't even flinch.

"Go right ahead, I accept death..." Itsuki chuckled in his head, I wonder if this chump is really going to fall for this trick, he thought, letting the Rasengan smash into his skull. And then the grey mass of slosh appeared under the Rasengan, and the Inuzuka and his clones were all surprised, Itsuki had made a bio-mass clone. Itsuki appeared out of the ground and stabbed at the Inuzuka who jumped into the sky trying not to get hit, Itsuki shot his poison darts at the Inuzuka which hit him in the right left, and obviously took some toll. Itsuki activated his Saibougan and located all of his vital veins and threw shuriken at them, the Inuzuka parried them with his katana, hm... this guy isn't that bad, but he's not good enough... one of the shuriken actually landed a hit, and it hit in his left thigh and blood spurted every where. The Inuzuka fell to the ground, rolling around and screaming, and then he looked at Itsuki. His silhouette was covering his body, all you could see was the orange in his eyes as he stabbed the Inuzuka clan members dog, and the clan member cried as he bleed out and died on the ground.

Itsuki was having enough of that Inuzuka and was glad he was dead, but, despite his common saying, this Inuzuka's body WAS worth stealing, and by that he meant stealing his nose. Itsuki preformed Saibou Fuukokkan Houin on the Inuzuka's body, and then went to place his explosive seal papers, retrieving them, once again, from his ninja tool pouch. Four explosive seal papers... extremely effective. Itsuki began to place the seal papers on the four pillars holding up the outpost, and even though his companion Ren was inside, Itsuki didn't feel like spending time, and probably chakra considering it's Ren and he always makes Itsuki waste his chakra, on telling him to escape the building. So, instead he rigged the seal papers to explode in 3... 2... 1, boom!

At the last minute Itsuki saw Ren standing upon the top of the outpost, apparently scouting for more enemies. Heh... surprise for him... Itsuki thought as he quickly preformed Doton: Dochuu Senkou and sunk into the ground at a rapid pace, before the explosion hit him in the face and tore him apart. Itsuki heard the explosion from underground and it ruptured the earth that he was in. I wonder if Ren is okay... even if he isn't, I'll just take the money for myself! Itsuki was pleased with that thought, if he is... I'll probably just steal some of it while that psycho isn't looking, Itsuki thought as he remerged to a large crater with some burning pieces of wood, smoldered grass, and dead bodies all around. Itsuki couldn't tell if any of them were Ren, but he hoped that they weren't. Itsuki then saw a puddle that had a familiar resemblance to his fellow nukennin. "Ah, Ren! You survived, good!