Crazy Fucking Body Guards: The Body Count Competition

Itsuki flew over top of his teammate, Ren, who was calling his name. Itsuki decided to surprise him with a little airborne enterence, probably not the smartest idea to do to someone that you've never met before until now, but he didn't really care, Itsuki liked to show off from time to time. Itsuki transformed back into his human form and dive bombed towards the ground, he landed with grace on his two feet, and didn't wobble at all. The power of accuracy. Itsuki looked at his would-be partner and then looked to the left and saw the bridge and a man surrounded by other men that looked sort of like bandits. "Hm... looks like we're a little late. Well, I'm Idou Itsuki, your teammate for this mission. I look forward to working with you, but we may want to get down there before we fail the mission from the start!" and with that Itsuki dashed towards the bridge that was at their left. It was a swampy area before you got to the bridge, under the bridge was a thick mist and beneath that was a cold ice-blue large giant pool of water. There were about 20 or 25 people, easy for Itsuki, but he wasn't so sure about his new friend back there. He assumes that since he was on this mission too, he must be about as skilled as him.

"Pft... long, yeah right." was all Itsuki said before he began a massacre of enemies. Some of the target practice bandits were inches away from attacking the bridge builder who was, quite bravely, swatting at the bandits to get away from him with his blue prints and sharpened pencils. "Hey, old bridge builder! Those pens and papers won't help you in a fight against these many enemies, how about I lend you a hand!" Itsuki yelled towards the bridge builders as he drew his dart and shot four of the bandits in the throats with his poisoned arrows. Then he jumped in front of the bridge builder and drew his katana, but that's not all. "Saiboubuki Henka: Tsurugi!" yelled Itsuki as he preformed hand seals and his whole arm turned into a diamond-hard, dark, slender, pointed lance. He started puncturing enemies and cutting off their heads, left and right. In the end he counted he killed 8 enemies, but there was still 12 enemies left, and they were circling around Itsuki and the bridge builder. Another enemy charged at Itsuki and he sheathed his katana, and released his arm lance jutsu, and instead he preformed Saibou Henka while looking at a dead body and transformed into one of the bandit's allies. The attacker stopped in his tracks and started freaking out, and with this pause, Itsuki took his chance and cut off his targets head. Kill count: Itsuki: 9, New Guy Ren: 5, I still got it! Enemies left: 11. No problem. Itsuki said, while looking back at the bridge builder and making sure he wasn't damaged, Itsuki's blood splattered face probably didn't make him feel any better about this whole bridge idea.

Itsuki dashed towards this New Guy, Ren and jumped in the air. He lifted both of his legs into the air and went horizontal in mid-air and drop kicked Ren in the face. "Don't get carried away, you idiot! The point is to protect the Bridge Builder, not to slaughter these rouge ninja. Their bodies weren't even worth stealing, hmph." said Itsuki, after that he looked over at the Bridge Builder who stood with his mouth open in awe at the skill of the two A-Rank Nukennin. "Sir, I am Idou Itsuki, and this is my teammate," it was hard for Itsuki to choke out that word, thinking of Ren as a teammate, that psycho, was hard for him to admit, "Ren, er, I don't know his clan, but that's not important right now. We apologize that we arrived late, but it's better for us to be late then to never come. Anyway, we'd like our pay please." Itsuki said, quite rudely, but he didn't care, he didn't want to be shown up by this New Guy Ren any longer and he didn't want to be near him much longer either! "You better be sorry, but you're not getting your pay! Did you really think that's all the bandits that were after me? I have an entire gang on my ass! No, no, no, if I only needed that little help, I would've picked someone much more dimwitted than the two of you, and that's extremely difficult to find! You get rid of these bandits, and I'll give you the money! Fair and square!" Just as the grumpy bridge builder stopped ranting at Itsuki, a much larger wave of opponents came from under the bridge. Itsuki activated his Saibougan and looked under the bridge where a giant army of bandits were on boats under the bridge. Two particular people with devastating chakra caught his eyes. One of their chakra seemed cold... and he recognized the other's chakra, a Kaguya. This wasn't going to be a fun battle for his rival clan, but he would worry about them later. Right now he had to deal with the 50 ninja climbing from under the bridge, these ninja's didn't look particularly strong, but there was a lot of them, and they looked stronger than the other bunch. Itsuki pulled the bridge builder behind him and preformed the Saiboubuki Henka: Daikyuu jutsu and then he made a Ryuudan cell dart that exploded and took out 8 of the enemy ninja. "Scratch what you said earlier, Ren, it's Itsuki 17, Ren 16." Itsuki chuckled at Ren, who he was actually starting to grow on. Maybe they'd be a good tag team afterall!

"Hmph, you think that petty dragon will be any match to me!" Itsuki drew one of his two small scrolls from his sides and untied it. Inside he had the cellular make-up of the bird that Itsuki saw earlier when he first met Ren. He transformed into said bird and flew over head of the enemies, who were confused because they didn't know where I had gone. Itsuki released the bird cellular make-up and went back to his standard human form. He then preformed the Rasengan and landed on top of an enemy, completely destroyed their head while the blood from his body splattered upon his teammates. Itsuki then preformed Doton: Dochuu Senkou and started flowing through the bridge like it was a pool, then he used his Saibougan and saw about 5 people above his location so he did Shinjuu Zanshu no Jutsu and pulled them all down with him, where he then stabbed them all to death and remerged from within the bridge, surrounded by enemies, who he could easily escape, but instead he decided to see how Ren would handle that situation, so he waited for his teammate to come to his aid, or not, Itsuki really didn't care if he did or didn't.

"You may be beating me in kill count, but if you didn't have me on this mission, you already would have failed!" Itsuki yelled to his teammate, he said this because while they both weren't looking one of the enemy shinobi had crept by and was about to kill the Bridge Builder, Itsuki skillfully pulled out his blow darts and shot a sleep dart at the target who dropped instantly in front of the bridge builder, dropping the kunai he was about to slit his targets throat with. Itsuki then took out his own ninja tool, a shuriken, and chucked it at the sleeping foe who's throat was cut due to Itsuki's deadly accuracy. Itsuki then threw 4 shuriken at 5 of some of the last ninja. Itsuki's deadly aim killed them all, including two of the enemy shinobi that were lined up and Itsuki used one shuriken to take out two enemies. With only 2 pawns left on the playing board, Itsuki created a Cell Clone by using his Saibou Bunshin no Jutsu and then charged at the opponent. They both had katanas, and Itsuki's clone cut one of enemies stomachs open easily, and then Itsuki released the jutsu and the clone turned into a mass of grey slosh. Then, Itsuki himself charged at the enemy who was shaking and pissing himself, he was so scared he couldn't take it and killed himself an inch before Itsuki could cut his throat. Itsuki clapped his hands as a job well done, and told Ren the fight was over, forgetting about the last enemies under the bridge. Right after he said that to Ren, they jumped from beneath. The Kaguya, and the other shinobi with the cold blood, and then 10 other, much stronger enemies but not as strong as the Kaguya and his companion, appeared. Itsuki didn't realize that they were there until it was too late and the Kaguya used their Teshi Sendan to drill a hole through Itsuki's body. Itsuki quickly filled the hole with cells, and turned to meet his new opponent, five enemy ninja and a Kaguya, crap. "Pft, another ugly Idou to whip off the face of this earth, how pathetic, I'll take you out you Cell Creep!" yelled the Kaguya to Itsuki while he charged and his five companions charged behind. Itsuki prepared himself for battle while saying, "Come on you Bone Bitch, let's see what you got!"

Itsuki dashed at the Kaguya and dove over him right before they clashed, and before the Kaguya attempted to land Larch Dance on him. Itsuki killed two of the first of the five ninja behind the Kaguya that weren't expecting Itsuki do attack them. Now he was surrounded by a Kaguya and two seemingly skilled shinobi, shit. Itsuki preformed Saiboubuki Henka: Tsurugi and prepared for sword play, the Kaguya used his own Tsubaki no Mai to make two swords come out of his hands that were made of bones, the other three ninja backed away respectively, which Itsuki was surprised about. "Come on Cell Creep, let's see how good those Cell Monstrosities fend off against my Bone Masterpieces!" They parried and slashed at each other. Each landing wounds that over time would kill a normal shinobi, but they were healing themselves, sealing the wounds with soft cell tissue or fresh new bones. The Kaguya used Tessenka no Mai on one arm and had the bone sword on the other, shooting and swinging the whip at Itsuki. Eventually Itsuki got bored of this cat and mouse fight, and decided to make it a dog and mouse fight. Itsuki pulled all the cards, he used Doton: Dochuu Senkou and then Shinjuu Zanshu no Jutsu while his Saibougan was activated so he could see the Kaguya and the other ninja's vein's while they attempted to jump around so that Itsuki's attacks would miss, he didn't jump well enough. When underground the Kaguya wouldn't stop blocking all of Itsuki's attacks with his bones, so Itsuki pulled his last trump card, considering how low on chakra he was. He used Naibu Gekimetsu to end the battle with the Kaguya by making his heart implode inside his body, and then stabbed the other five ninja to death. When he remerged he saw that Ren had finished up with his lot too, and then he activated Saibougan to check if there were any more surprise attack enemies, there wasn't, it was finally over. Itsuki walked towards the bridge builder to give him the good news.